additional infinities

“When are you gonna tell your wife?”

“Congratulations.”

“Sorry, could you speak into my good ear?”

“That’s the least sexy thing you’ve ever said.”

“Look, if you want head, just ask, okay?”

“Is that a quote from somewhere?”

“I mean, what does that even mean? Doesn’t everyone love everyone, man?”

“I guess it could be worse.”

“I guess now isn’t the best time to tell you I’m not interested in your gender anymore.”

“For real, though, I was going to bail you out of jail anyway.”

“What? Sorry, I had One Direction stuck in my head.”

“SHOTZ SHOTZ SHOTZ”

“It still weirds me out that all your friends are white.”

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