So you Want to Get a PhD in the Humanities (by MinnieMouse1224)



The script is great, but so are the absolutely absurd voices…



Student: “I have brilliant thoughts about the theme of death in literature…  [I intend to specialize in] all of it… I’m going to write smart things about death in literature.”

Response: “You can’t specialize in broad themes that Sparknotes tells you are important.”

Prof with PHD in the humanities: “You will be on food stamps.”

Prof: “I have never spoken to you.  Ever… You got a C in my class.”