June 2012
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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The Shared Patio (Miranda July) →
This is of questionable legality, but I love it and think everyone should read it.  It’s the first story in No One Belongs Here More Than You, so maybe if you read it you’ll actually go buy the stories (they’re worth it).
Jun 29th
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“I think we can all recognize that the “it’s a joke excuse” is the most...”
–  Loose Talk: You can take your “just joking” and shove it
Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 25th
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hurt feelings are not a political issue
Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
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church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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“I waited patiently — years — for the pendulum to swing the other way, for men to...”
– Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl. This was an okay to good book — you can read more of my thoughts on it here.
Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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“I woke up at 7 AM and said to myself: This is the second day of the rest of my...”
– Miranda July, “Mon Plaisir” in No One Belongs Here More Than You
Jun 19th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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“Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I’m yours...”
– Anon
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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Heard that was you
Juno: I'll sell you some of my Adderall?
Su-Chin: No, thanks. I'm off pills.
Juno: That's a wise choice. Cuz I knew this girl, she had like, this crazy freakout
Juno: cuz she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like,
Juno: ripped off her clothes and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale mall, and was all like
Juno: BLAHH! I AM A KRAKEN FROM THE SEAAAA!
Su-Chin: I heard that was you.
Juno:
Juno:
Juno: Well, it was nice seeing you, Su-Chin.
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 14th
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Bill and Hillary Clinton had just finished a joint appearance in Illinois when their limousine stopped for gas at a suburban Chicago service station. The attendant looked inside, saw Hillary, and said, “Remember me? We dated in high school.” “Yes, I remember,” Hillary replied pleasantly. “Nice to see you again, Don.” The limo drove off. Bill smiled at his wife...
Jun 14th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Some Simple Love Stories: Things not to say when... →
“When are you gonna tell your wife?” “Congratulations.” “Sorry, could you speak into my good ear?” “That’s the least sexy thing you’ve ever said.” “Look, if you want head, just ask, okay?” “Is that a quote from somewhere?” “I mean, what does that even mean? Doesn’t everyone love everyone, man?” “I guess it could be worse.” “I guess now isn’t the best time to tell you I’m not interested in your...
Jun 13th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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