June 2012
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The Shared Patio (Miranda July) →
This is of questionable legality, but I love it and think everyone should read it. It’s the first story in No One Belongs Here More Than You, so maybe if you read it you’ll actually go buy the stories (they’re worth it).
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I think we can all recognize that the “it’s a joke excuse” is the most...
– Loose Talk: You can take your “just joking” and shove it
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hurt feelings are not a political issue
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church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
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I waited patiently — years — for the pendulum to swing the other way, for men to...
– Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl.
This was an okay to good book — you can read more of my thoughts on it here.
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I woke up at 7 AM and said to myself: This is the second day of the rest of my...
– Miranda July, “Mon Plaisir” in No One Belongs Here More Than You
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Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I’m yours...
– Anon
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Heard that was you
Juno: I'll sell you some of my Adderall?
Su-Chin: No, thanks. I'm off pills.
Juno: That's a wise choice. Cuz I knew this girl, she had like, this crazy freakout
Juno: cuz she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like,
Juno: ripped off her clothes and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale mall, and was all like
Juno: BLAHH! I AM A KRAKEN FROM THE SEAAAA!
Su-Chin: I heard that was you.
Juno:
Juno:
Juno: Well, it was nice seeing you, Su-Chin.
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Bill and Hillary Clinton had just finished a joint appearance in Illinois when their limousine stopped for gas at a suburban Chicago service station. The attendant looked inside, saw Hillary, and said, “Remember me? We dated in high school.” “Yes, I remember,” Hillary replied pleasantly. “Nice to see you again, Don.” The limo drove off. Bill smiled at his wife...
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Some Simple Love Stories: Things not to say when... →
“When are you gonna tell your wife?”
“Congratulations.”
“Sorry, could you speak into my good ear?”
“That’s the least sexy thing you’ve ever said.”
“Look, if you want head, just ask, okay?”
“Is that a quote from somewhere?”
“I mean, what does that even mean? Doesn’t everyone love everyone, man?”
“I guess it could be worse.”
“I guess now isn’t the best time to tell you I’m not interested in your...
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