May 2012
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THE MAGIC BUTTON →
“If everything is still not OK, try checking your settings of perception of objective reality.”
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Miranda July presents "A Handy Tip For The Easily... →
1. Collect the distracting items (i..e. cellphone, magazine, tweezers, laptop.  Place all items on the kitchen floor. Resulting in one distraction at each of the legs of a empty table) 2. Trap Them (Round up 4 sizable bowls from cupboard, place a bowl over each distracting item) This is where it starts to get interesting… Lift a corner of the table and slide trapped distraction underneath the...
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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Making Friends (Amy Ozols) →
“My name is Amy, and I’m an adult. I suspect that you’re too young to understand what “adult” means, so let me explain. It means that I’m taller than you, and smarter, and that I get to do lots of awesome things, like smoke cigarettes and ovulate. It also means that I like to take naps on airplanes and read my newspaper in silence. These things seem to be very different from the things that...
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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"Punny" responses to Overseen at UChicago: Guy...
He's really... branching out
I hope no one made him... leave
It must have been an Apple.
Did you say hi, or did you not have time for pleasantrees?
Was he tweeting?
*Was he TREE'ting, you mean.
Come on, guys. You'd better stop. He's going to be sycamore puns.
I just wanted to spruce up his day!
Very funny, guys. I hope you feel good making fun of him. He's clearly a nut, and you're being all birchy about it.
Yup, he's barking mad.
I just hope he is oakay.
He must feel special - an entire pun thread just fir him.
May 25th
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May 24th
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“Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.”
– John Green
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Five Emotions Invented By The Internet →
Including “A vauge and gnawing pang of anxiety centered around an IM window that has lulled” and “The state of being ‘installed’ at a computer or laptop for an extended period of time without purpose, characterized by a blurry, formless anxiety undercut with something hard like desperation.”
May 21st
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Smashing/Boning at Barnard
Accepted Class of 2016 Barnard Student: I'm so excited to smash the patriarchy with you all!
Accepted! 2016 Wordpress Commentator: It’s funny because where I go to school people use the word “smash” to mean boning.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 18th
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HIKIKOMORI →
I posted this previously then deleted it, but 8 people reblogged!  Okay, it’s back, enjoy…
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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“i can feel the universe expanding and it feels like no one has ever tried hard...”
– Tao Lin, “i will learn to love a person then i will teach you and then we will know,” Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy, 2008
May 15th
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